A great one-liner is a piece of engineering. Every word carries load. Remove one, the joke falls over. Add one, it dies of embarrassment. This is why the best T-shirt slogans read like haiku written by a stand-up comic.
Rule 1: Setup and Punch, In That Order
Every joke, no matter how short, has two beats. The setup pulls you one way. The punch pulls you the other. "Team work — Dad earns, I spend." Setup: teamwork. Punch: the punchline is that this is not teamwork. Six words. Full story arc.
Rule 2: The Reader Should Finish The Joke
The best slogans make you do the last 10% yourself. "No cautions, no suggestions, no instructions, no advice; I believe in myself." You are the one who fills in every unwanted opinion you've ever received. The shirt just points at the door.
Rule 3: Rhythm Beats Cleverness
Read any great one-liner out loud. It scans. It has a beat. That's why so many good taglines are trochees: DA-da DA-da. Comedy writers know this. Poets know this. Cricket commentators absolutely know this.
Rule 4: Kindness Beats Cynicism
The best humour tees are warm. They laugh with the wearer, not at the stranger. This is our house rule. The world already has plenty of shirts that punch down. We are trying, quietly, to build one for shirts that punch up.
Rule 5: Print It Big Enough To Read From The Metro
A great joke that nobody can read is a tree falling in an empty forest. Font size is comedy timing. Trust us on this one; we've reprinted.
The Real Test
Every design that leaves our studio has to pass one final test: does the person wearing it smile when they see it in the mirror? If yes, ship it. If no, back to the drawing board; sometimes literally.
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